omg. Some girl was talking to Dan about her name because it was spanish and she pronounced it differently than that because she wanted to lean more towards the english version so Dan was like, mine is just Dan… Everywhere. and I was like DAAAN. In a country-ish accent and that started all these ‘Dan’ comments in counrty accents.

“Damnit Dan, take out the trash’ 

Daaaan.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW. BUT THEY ARE ALL PERFECT PEOPLE.